Don't forget to watch The N tonight at 7 pm (ET) to catch the latest episode of South. entitled 'Taking Seconds.' It certainly looks like there's going to be some old skool Madison and Ashley happenings.  Given what happened last time during their locker room throwdown, I hope Spencer's around to play bodybuard/buffer/ref!

I have no clue what that title means, but it did give me a random season one flashback to Ashley's famous grace prayer at the Carlins dinner table.  I assume that the 'seconds' being taken here are of the chances variety, and not Mr C's culinary delights!

If you miss the ep, because of it's rather strange time shift, then you can catch it again later on at 10 pm (ET), or at 1:30 pm (ET) on Saturday, December 6 or 12 pm (ET) on Sunday, December 7.

It seems that after all the years of protesting, South will finally get a marathon - of sorts - this weekend.  Today, after the first airing of 315, you can catch up with 3B (episodes 310-314) during the hours of 7:30 and 12 pm (ET) when South hijacks The N! Oh yes Spash fans! It is so.  Saturday and sees a smaller bactch of 3B reruns with 312-314 airing from 12 pm (ET).  Last but not least, Sunday's  dose is dedicated to some seriously angst-ridden Spashley circa season two.  You can re-live episodes 209-211 from 12:30 pm (ET) onwards. 

Wow, that was a lot of information! Phew! As ever, keep a beady on that schedule, since it can sometimes magically change, right before your very eyes - without the aid of magicians named David!

Now we have all those important times down, don't forget the donuts, or your trusty paintball gun.  I'm on Team Ashley.  The Paulanator scares me.  I'm glad that she got rebooted this season to become the awesome, accepting and badass Mama C I always hoped was hiding underneath all the fire and brimstone!

'Til next time, Spash fans!

p.s.  If you haven't seen it yet, click here to read Dara Nai's interview with the lovely Gabrielle Christian at AfterEllen. Gossip, spoilers and awesomeness are guaranteed!